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 Why it's great to be a Man

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PostSubject: Why it's great to be a Man   Mon May 07, 2007 9:39 am

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Why it's great to be a Man   Mon May 07, 2007 10:46 pm

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Why it's great to be a Man   Tue May 08, 2007 7:07 am

most of those points are soo true.... but chicks have some things over us =)

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PostSubject: Re: Why it's great to be a Man   Tue May 08, 2007 7:59 am

yea, its called pussy ><
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PostSubject: Re: Why it's great to be a Man   Tue May 08, 2007 8:28 am

lol multi tasking able to deal with kids =)

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PostSubject: Re: Why it's great to be a Man   Tue May 08, 2007 6:44 pm

I can deal with kids.. i just get angry?
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